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▹ public videos ◃

"SERIOUS BUSINESS"

5:12

Originally uploaded 27 Feb 2010 to danisnotonfire

Description: "SRS BSNSS. O__o

Hey everyone!! :D

sorry for the 4 week gap! (fail)

THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN

ever.

this video literally took about 50 hours to edit X_x

but you're all worth it xD

Second channel can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/danisnotintere...

please subscribe to that as there's gonna be lots on it all the time! :D

but yeah I hope you're all doing awesomely, i missed you ^-^

i'll see you all soon :D

(ill get working on the next video now xD)

x"

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▹ unlisted videos ◃

"Truth or Dare?!"

4:56

Originally uploaded 8 May 2010 to danisnotonfire

Description: "Truth or Dare

this video is the ultimate shame.

so i asked you guys on my 2nd channel to give me Truths or Dares to do for your amusement!

i picked the funniest, put them in a giant sock, and proceded to make myself look really stupid xD hahaha

my parents asked my why there was lots of ice in the bin.

i think my next door neighbour saw me being innapropriate with the banana from her garden.

and no longer enjoy cinnamon with my hot chocolate. x]

enjoy! :D

my second channel: http://youtube.com/danisnotinteresting

http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

ps: this video was the culmination of about 5 solid days of planning shopping filming and tenuous editing x]

i hope you guys like it!

dan"

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"Dan Vs. Phil"

6:30

Originally uploaded 4 Aug 2010

Description: "the epic battle to find out who is the ULTIMATE CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE....

*cough*

xD

I hope you enjoy the video guys :]] me and phil literally spent the last 48 hours editing it. x_x haha"

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"I NEARLY DIED. (not)"

5:41

Originally uploaded 25 Nov 2010 to danisnotonfire

Description: "The joys of Flucloxacillin and other miscellanious adventures.

danisnotonfire drinking game: take a shot every time I say 'litrally'.

I think I've gained about 10 pounds just from sympathy chocolate this week D:

Hope you guys enjoy :D"

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"How To Make British Pancakes"

9:34

Originally uploaded 8 March 2011 to danisnotonfire

Description: "The best edutaining pancake tutorial OF ALL TIME..

We thank Jesus and Delia Smith for our inspiration.

EDUTAINMENT

For ingredients and logical instructions this is the recipe we followed:

http://is.gd/gI91QS

but BE WARNED it only made 4 pancakes so double all the measurements!"

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"sexyllamas"

3:57

Originally uploaded 11 July 2011 to danisnotonfire

(previously entitled "xxxsexyllamas.com")

Description: "the fear of anything innapropriate you've ever seen in your life

ever suddenly appearing at the worst time imaginable.

i haven't actually been on that website by the way, i wonder what's there.."

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"SPIRAL OF LIES"

4:26

Originally uploaded 31 July 2011 to danisnotonfire

Description: "When an innocent white lie cascades in to a WHIRLING VORTEX OF MISERY.

also my extreme inability to walk into a full room. that story has actually happened about 8 times fml.

I hope you guys enjoy! :D

sorry for looking so horrendously ugly in this video, it's hot and sticky here!!

i don't look like this irl i promise."

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"HOT BOYS on Teen Cribz"

5:48

Originally uploaded 11 Aug 2011 to danisnotonfire

Description: "Only the HOTTEST boys with the SHINYEST kitchen utensils

and HARD breakfast bars are here to give you an intimate tour of their pad.

..or not but hey :D

I hope u guise like our place!

now I am settled it will be much easier for me to make videos more often ;)

my flatmate phil if you didn't know! http://youtube.com/amazingphil

plz post a video response if you'd like to show your crib to the internet! :]

this video was an unspeakable horror to edit so i hope you all enjoyed! haha

see you soon ^__^

also the video name is a -reference- to the lisanova video

before people start derping in the comments"

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"Inappropriate Winking"

3:23

Originally uploaded 26 Sept 2011 to danisnotonfire

Description: "it turns out High School Musical is like The Ring but instead of killing you

it makes you awkwardly wink at people until you destroy your social life. (which is much worse)

hope u guyz liked the video! :]"

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"OMG WTF ASDFGHJKL"

4:11

Originally uploaded 8 Oct 2011 to danisnotonfire

Description: "the tale of a boy who nearly had something long, hard and deadly inserted into him.

..sorry i couldn't resist. xD

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"OMG UR soo POSH L0L!!1!

3:42

Originally uploaded 16 Dec 2011 to danisnotonfire

Description: "SORRY FOR KNOWING HOW TO TALK.

(I clearly have some repressed issues)

Click here to tweet this video! http://clicktotweet.com/ZxwiC

Hope you guys enjoy! :D

All HILARIOUSNESS aside there's no srsbsnss here, I know how I sound. xD

-

Radio show!!

10pm-12am Radio 1 Christmas Day

http://bbc.co.uk/radio1

IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING"

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"LEFT HANDEDISM"

4:37

Originally uploaded 15 Jan 2012 to danisnotonfire

Description: "It's all true. (apart from the graphic violence)

are you left handed too? or do you sympathise?

click here to tweet the video! http://clicktotweet.com/4kzd2 :D

hope you enjoy guys :)"

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"SuperNote 2012 - THE LLAMARMY"

5:24

Originally uploaded 1 Oct 2012 to danisnotonfire

Description: "Unlisted as SuperNote is now over but YAY WE WON woo etc.

Click here to post your long-note video response! http://www.youtube.com/video_response... :D

got any questions? here are the rules! http://rhettandlink.com/supernote-gui...

Here is the Official SuperNote explanation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOc5vT...

It doesn't matter how craptacular your note is! Every video counts. (as long as it's before October 31st)

WE CAN DO THIS GUYS. I ACTUALLY THINK WE CAN. LETS DO IT.

I CONDONE VIOLENCE IF IT RESULTS IN MORE VIDEO RESPONSES. Let's do this.

Thank you! I will see you on Thursday.

shoutout to: http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil for being a fabulous llama hat model.

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"GOOD NEWS EVERYONE"

4:19

Originally uploaded 12 Jan 2013 to danisnotonfire

Description: "Unlisted obvs because of temporaryness. ITS LIKE A TIME CAPSULE.

Watch the first episode of the Dan and Phil show here! http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p013r75x

all the highlights right there for you woot.

And we are on the Radio from 7-9PM GMT on every sunday! Just go here: http://bbc.co.uk/radio1 to watch it.

new danisnotonfire coming very soon!

But this show is very interactive and you guys decide what songs are played!

If you want to ~be in the show~ then you can make a music video for us to show

along with your favourite song and send it to us! http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0197...

Or just keep up with me on twitter: http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

facebook: http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

or tumblr: http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com

to find out when we ask you guys to send in CHALLENGES to do during live Dan vs Phil

and when we ask for people to participate in 'Fan Wars' to represent their favourite musician. It's gonna be really fun :)

Hope ya'lls all warm."

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"Dan the Dinosaur"

6:47

Originally uploaded 23 Aug 2013 to danisnotonfire

Description: "This video has been funded by KELLOGG'S KRAVE cereal.

- i'm supposed to say thanks for helping me make the video but my face literally has bruises.

a catapult? you fiends. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_cente...

to subscribe to my channel to be told when I make a new video!

I hope you guys enjoyed! It seems you all wanted it to be by far the most insane of the challenges

and I like to think my destroyed bedroom floor testifies to that, haha. So many mice will now live in my bedroom.

and THANKS TO PHIL (for getting his revenge?) http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil"

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"Dan's Channel Trailer"

1:43

Originally uploaded 20 Jan 2014

Description: "click here to subscribe - http://youtube.com/subscription_cente...

and join us in the INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP!

This is for anyone who may not know me about what I do here on YouTube :D

And here is my Twitter for additional stalking: http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire (thanks)"

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▹ privated/deleted videos ◃

"What Did YOU get for Christmas?"

3:39

Originally uploaded 25 Dec 2009* to danisnotonfire

Description is unavailable

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"LET'S HAVE A QUICKIE"

3:35

Originally uploaded 30 April 2010 to danisnotinteresting

Description: "hey guys :D so remember to please leave a comment saying

Truth: and/or Dare:

followed by your suggestion! ^^

don't say anything silly though x]

RAWRFLUMP

this video is my arguement against everyone who keeps saying i have perfect skin.

the editing on this video is kind of crap but lolcba to render for 4 hours thrice

dairy milk whole nut is tasty

i love you all

also the game.

My dailybooth profile: http://dailybooth.com/danisnotonfire

please follow me! :D"

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"E3 2010! L.A Vlog"

5:36

Originally uploaded 17 June 2010 to danisnotinteresting

Description: "Me and Phil discuss the first half of our trip to E3 and L.A!

We discuss games, Kinect, and our magical adventures.

*Disclaimer* this video was made for http://xboxe3blog.com (WHICH YOU SHOULD ALL CHECK OUT *COUGH*)

and I was just going to upload it to my DanAtE3 youtube channel, but I thought you'd like to see the video :)

So I'm not a sellout, as this isn't for you it's for them xD but I thought you would want to see ^^

Epic new video on my main channel soon :)

featuring:

http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil

http://youtube.com/KickThePJ

http://youtube.com/mememolly

http://youtube.com/Paperlillies

-Dan"

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"Stalker Prank Call"

12:37

Originally uploaded 23 June 2010 to danisnotonfire

Description: "me and some devious YouTube buddies prank call a stalker who leaves a note outside Phil's hotel room.

genuine fear and hilarity ensues.

Starring:

Conspirator - Molly: http://youtube.com/mememolly

President of Deceit - Bryony: http://youtube.com/paperlilies

Ace Camera Man - PJ: http://youtube.com/kickthepj

and Phil who just kind of stood there the whole time http://youtube.com/amazingphil

long video is very long

sorry it took a while i've actually been busy o_o

CLASSIC OLDSKOOL STYLE DANISNOTONFIRE VIDEO UP SOON!!

http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

http://dailybooth.com/danisnotonfire

do you have a mother?"

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"SELF MUTILATION"

3:12

Originally uploaded 18 July 2010 to danisnotonfire

Description: "Unlisted as people were still sending things to my now closed PO box.

(unlisted doesn't mean i'm trying to hide the video you spoons anyone with the link can see it)"

NOTE: this description was accurate as of 2016; the video is now set to private.

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"argblarbleawblrwarblgablrbleweblbll"

0:08

Originally uploaded 26 July 2010

Description is unavailable

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"Truth or Dare 2"

4:23

Originally uploaded 23 Aug 2010* to danisnotonfire

It's back! and this time it's not too 'SEXUALLY INNAPROPRIATE' :D yay!

SUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHIL http://youtube.com/amazingphil

I asked you guys on my second channel to send me Truths and Dares, I picked some of the best ones, and did them on camera :]

except this time I was harrassing Phil, and people trying to shop.

and there will be more of these in the future don't worry! ^-^

(there were a couple things I didn't get the oppertunity to do that I HAVE to do one day)

but I promise my next video will be something more original, and not too far away! haha

hope you guys enjoy it :)

-

Second channel: http://youtube.com/danisnotinteresting

Twitter: http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

FaceBook: http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

DailyBooth: http://dailybooth.com/danisnotonfire

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"Stupid Air Fresheners"

3:49

Originally uploaded 26 Sept 2010 to danisnotonfire

original title included the r-slur :/

Description: "THEY ATTACK YOU, AND HAVE STUPID NAMES.

true story.

SUBCRIBE TO PHIL HE IS THE BEST http://youtube.com/amazingphil

sorry it took so long! I have literally been ill for like a month x_x hahaha

but I hope you guys like it :D

new videos will be coming soon!!!! (promise)

http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

http://dailybooth.com/danisnotonfire"

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"AmazingDan 2"

6:57

Originally uploaded 23 December 2010 to danisnotonfire

Description: "The cult phenomenon is back.. me and Phil answer some more of your questions! :D

make sure you're all subscribed to Phil!! http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil :]]

AND HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY :D

I hope this is what you all hoped for!"

Note: the only available video that i could find has spanish subtitles.

sorry to those who find that distracting

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"Dan Mail"

16:11

Originally uploaded 16 Jan 2011* to danisnotinteresting

Description: "I respond to all the awesome letters and pictures you guys have sent to my P.O Box over the last couple months! :D

I apologise for this being so long, usually these will only be like 3 minutes long, but this one is covering like 3 months of mail! xD

If you want to send me anything my address is:

danisnotonfire

PO Box 3612

Wokingham

RG40 9JL

England

THANKS EVERYONE THAT HAS SENT ME STUFF ^___^ you are all super awesome.

also if you sent me something before november 7th, or sent me something shown in this video, click here for the extended version of this video

where i respond to the letters more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7N0kgzMXEI

2011 IS THE RETURN OF MOAR DANISNOTINTERESTING VIDEOS!! :]

http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire"

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"WORLD'S FASTEST COIN STACKER"

11:16

Originally uploaded 22 Feb 2011 to danisnotonfire

Description: "watch as possibly the most hardcore world record of all time gets obliterated in a biblical fight to the death.

..

YO EVERYONE :]

you can go to http://spotsvsstripes.com to try to break our records!!

(i'm not selling out, i'm showing you because it's interesting)

(but do go there cause it's cooltacular!)

SORRYY this took so long to come together. it was a lot of work so i hope you enjoyed it xD

new danmail coming soon! and other exciting surprises ^__^

lovelovelove

http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

this video took 15 hours to edit. APPRECIATE ME"

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"Gamer Girls are HAWT"

5:35

Originally uploaded 7 June 2011 to danisnotinteresting

Description: "iiiitttt's that time of the year again! yay!

ask me your 'would you rather?' questions here: http://formspring.me/DANwouldurather :D :D

any questions that make the answerer look like a freak either one that they choose but you have to choose one would be fabulouso

and please check out 'Stupid Handshakes' if you haven't already!! :] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lONRdFw0UDU

good luck to all people with exams!

and let me know what kind of gamer you are! ^__^

love love love"

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"I am Mexican."

6:30

Originally uploaded 15 Aug 2011 to danisnotinteresting

Description: "ATTENTION: i intentionally colour corrected this video to make me look brown =p i never actually looked THAT bad.

a wonderful story of black white people, dead babies and the most awesome thing you can do with your summer.

also check out my new video 'HOT BOYS on Teen Cribz': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOOjzSv-ZMM"

I think you can guess why he deleted this lmao

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"Aeroplane Adventures with Danisnotonfire 2"

2:39

Originally uploaded 15 Sept 2011 to danisnotinteresting

Description: "Everybody is srs bsnss. Also I'm a stalker. Also lemon burka.

check out my new danisnotonfire video if you haven't already!!

link here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1SoeM8Bw2o

the salad was nice.

http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

music: unrelenting by kevin macleod - incompetech.com"

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"EPIC PRANK OFF!

4:15

Originally uploaded 1 Dec 2011 to danisnotonfire

Description: "Epic prank competition time!! :D poor phil. poor, poor phil.

-

Competition details!

Post a video response to this video :D

If you are in the UK:

post video response then upload your link to the

Mr. Men Sweets Facebook App: http://www.facebook.com/mrmensweets?sk=app_239988622690068

you have one month to upload your videos then the whole of January to vote for your favourite!

One person wins first prize = £500 cash

20 people win runner up prize = £30 iTunes vouchers

woop woop! :D

and everyone also gets entered into my prizedraw to win a DANISNOTONFIRE TSHIRT YEAH!

I'M VERY EXCITED EEEEEE

-

twitter: http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

facebook: http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

tumblr: http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com

and thanks to the suffering of: http://youtube.com/amazingphil

-

music: kevin macleod - incompetech.com"

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"If Dan was a Superhero..."

2:20

Originally uploaded 21 Dec 2011 to danisnotinteresting

Description: "DON'T UNDERESTIMATE MY POWWAAAHHHHHH

I think we all agree I should be in misfits with my llama powers.

Check out http://youtube.com/ChronicleUK

and http://twitter.com/Chronicle_UK for more info! :D I want to be in a short film.

Perhaps they won't include the llama genocide though?"

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"Narcoleptic Laptop"

4:05

Originally uploaded 3 Feb 2012 to danisnotinteresting

Description: "this isn't a comedy video.

it's the tragic true story of why making videos has been soul implodingly difficult recently. xD

click here to see the prank winners!! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF1A65P9xSY

and click here to see my newest video on danisnotonfire - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-f8KwiMgBE :D

thanks for being awesomesauce guys. new danisntonfire video after the weekend! :))"

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"Danisnotonfire Next Vlogger!"

1:26

Originally uploaded 6 May 2012 to danisnotonfire

we we we so excited.

(note: i have no idea wtf the context is for the making of this video

but i love it bc it was uploaded on my birthday lmaoooo)

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"I Will Go Down With This Ship"

5:07

Originally uploaded 21 June 2012 to danisnotonfire

Description: "Fan-fiction, shipping, Cherimon and OJ.. when did it get so popular?! ..and normal

click here to tweet this video - http://clicktotweet.com/og2F4 :D

GO GOLDEEN!!

shout out to all the creepers on the internet - none of us would be here without you.

Starring: http://youtube.com/charlie & http://youtube.com/nerimon

and of course http://youtube.com/amazingphil

in the words of super nanny, the fact this took two weeks is UNASSEPTABLE

(but i think it was worth it to have charlie and alex. don't you?)

enjoy!

http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com

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"Men vs Women

9:16

Originally uploaded 8 Dec 2012 to danisnotonfire

Description: "Who really has it harder, Men or Women? IT IS TIME TO FIND OUT.

click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos!

http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=danisnotonfire :D

and thank you to the wonderful carrie for decimating the entire male population:

http://youtube.com/itswaypastmybedtime

I mean honestly I think we all knew the results before the video even began,

but it's still funny to laugh about painful boobs and awkward teenage boners. OUR LIVES LOL

but do leave opinions or any other examples you may have in the comments!!

but nothing about social issues please. this is -stricly- biological.

if you have a problem take it up with god. see you next week guys! ^^

TWITTER: http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire

FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/danisnotonfire

TUMBLR: http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com

music from incompetech.com"

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"Would you date THE REAL Dan?"

11:14

Originally uploaded 11 July 2017 to daniel howell

Description: "What would happen if you were honest about who you REALLY are on a dating app?

Click here to subscribe to my channel: http://youtube.com/subscription_cente...

Download the Tinder app: http://go.tinder.com/DanielHowell (this is a paid promotion)

Shout out to all the people that bluntly rejected me, unmatched me after looking at my pics, or never even swiped right ..you probably dodged a bullet.

Music: Jerkface & Jujube - Michael Aranda"

This video was deleted because tinder asked him to take it down.

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"The Future"

0:22

Originally uploaded 28 Feb 2014 by Gem Milsom

Description: "a video i made with danisnotonfire set in the year 3149

about the way we measure the fourth dimension"

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