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Uploaded 27 Feb 2010 to danisnotonfire
SRS BSNSS. O__o
Hey everyone!! :D
sorry for the 4 week gap! (fail)
THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN
this video literally took about 50 hours to edit X_x
but you're all worth it xD
Second channel can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/danisnotintere...
please subscribe to that as there's gonna be lots on it all the time! :D
but yeah I hope you're all doing awesomely, i missed you ^-^
i'll see you all soon :D
(ill get working on the next video now xD)
Uploaded 8 May 2010 to danisnotonfire
Truth or Dare
this video is the ultimate shame.
so i asked you guys on my 2nd channel to give me Truths or Dares to do for your amusement!
i picked the funniest, put them in a giant sock, and proceded to make myself look really stupid xD hahaha
my parents asked my why there was lots of ice in the bin.
i think my next door neighbour saw me being innapropriate with the banana from her garden.
and no longer enjoy cinnamon with my hot chocolate. x]
my second channel: http://youtube.com/danisnotinteresting
ps: this video was the culmination of about 5 solid days of planning shopping filming and tenuous editing x]
i hope you guys like it!
Uploaded 4 Aug 2010
the epic battle to find out who is the ULTIMATE CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE....
I hope you enjoy the video guys :]] me and phil literally spent the last 48 hours editing it. x_x haha
Uploaded 25 Nov 2010 to danisnotonfire
The joys of Flucloxacillin and other miscellanious adventures.
danisnotonfire drinking game: take a shot every time I say 'litrally'.
I think I've gained about 10 pounds just from sympathy chocolate this week D:
Hope you guys enjoy :D
Uploaded 8 March 2011 to danisnotonfire
The best edutaining pancake tutorial OF ALL TIME..
We thank Jesus and Delia Smith for our inspiration.
For ingredients and logical instructions this is the recipe we followed:
but BE WARNED it only made 4 pancakes so double all the measurements!
Uploaded 11 July 2011 to danisnotonfire
(previously entitled "xxxsexyllamas.com")
the fear of anything innapropriate you've ever seen in your life
ever suddenly appearing at the worst time imaginable.
i haven't actually been on that website by the way, i wonder what's there..
Uploaded 31 July 2011 to danisnotonfire
When an innocent white lie cascades in to a WHIRLING VORTEX OF MISERY.
also my extreme inability to walk into a full room. that story has actually happened about 8 times fml.
I hope you guys enjoy! :D
sorry for looking so horrendously ugly in this video, it's hot and sticky here!!
i don't look like this irl i promise.
Uploaded 11 Aug 2011 to danisnotonfire
Only the HOTTEST boys with the SHINYEST kitchen utensils
and HARD breakfast bars are here to give you an intimate tour of their pad.
..or not but hey :D
I hope u guise like our place!
now I am settled it will be much easier for me to make videos more often ;)
my flatmate phil if you didn't know! http://youtube.com/amazingphil
plz post a video response if you'd like to show your crib to the internet! :]
this video was an unspeakable horror to edit so i hope you all enjoyed! haha
see you soon ^__^
also the video name is a -reference- to the lisanova video
before people start derping in the comments
Uploaded 26 Sept 2011 to danisnotonfire
it turns out High School Musical is like The Ring but instead of killing you
it makes you awkwardly wink at people until you destroy your social life. (which is much worse)
hope u guyz liked the video! :]
Uploaded 8 Oct 2011 to danisnotonfire
the tale of a boy who nearly had something long, hard and deadly inserted into him.
..sorry i couldn't resist. xD
Uploaded 16 Dec 2011 to danisnotonfire
SORRY FOR KNOWING HOW TO TALK.
(I clearly have some repressed issues)
Click here to tweet this video! http://clicktotweet.com/ZxwiC
Hope you guys enjoy! :D
All HILARIOUSNESS aside there's no srsbsnss here, I know how I sound. xD
10pm-12am Radio 1 Christmas Day
IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING
Uploaded 15 Jan 2012 to danisnotonfire
It's all true. (apart from the graphic violence)
are you left handed too? or do you sympathise?
click here to tweet the video! http://clicktotweet.com/4kzd2 :D
hope you enjoy guys :)
Uploaded 1 Oct 2012 to danisnotonfire
Unlisted as SuperNote is now over but YAY WE WON woo etc.
Click here to post your long-note video response! http://www.youtube.com/video_response... :D
got any questions? here are the rules! http://rhettandlink.com/supernote-gui...
Here is the Official SuperNote explanation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOc5vT...
It doesn't matter how craptacular your note is! Every video counts. (as long as it's before October 31st)
WE CAN DO THIS GUYS. I ACTUALLY THINK WE CAN. LETS DO IT.
I CONDONE VIOLENCE IF IT RESULTS IN MORE VIDEO RESPONSES. Let's do this.
Thank you! I will see you on Thursday.
shoutout to: http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil for being a fabulous llama hat model.
Uploaded 12 Jan 2013 to danisnotonfire
Unlisted obvs because of temporaryness. ITS LIKE A TIME CAPSULE.
Watch the first episode of the Dan and Phil show here! http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p013r75x
all the highlights right there for you woot.
And we are on the Radio from 7-9PM GMT on every sunday! Just go here: http://bbc.co.uk/radio1 to watch it.
new danisnotonfire coming very soon!
But this show is very interactive and you guys decide what songs are played!
If you want to ~be in the show~ then you can make a music video for us to show
along with your favourite song and send it to us! http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0197...
Or just keep up with me on twitter: http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire
or tumblr: http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com
to find out when we ask you guys to send in CHALLENGES to do during live Dan vs Phil
and when we ask for people to participate in 'Fan Wars' to represent their favourite musician. It's gonna be really fun :)
Hope ya'lls all warm.
Uploaded 23 Aug 2013 to danisnotonfire
This video has been funded by KELLOGG'S KRAVE cereal.
- i'm supposed to say thanks for helping me make the video but my face literally has bruises.
a catapult? you fiends. click here: http://youtube.com/subscription_cente...
to subscribe to my channel to be told when I make a new video!
I hope you guys enjoyed! It seems you all wanted it to be by far the most insane of the challenges
and I like to think my destroyed bedroom floor testifies to that, haha. So many mice will now live in my bedroom.
and THANKS TO PHIL (for getting his revenge?) http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil
Uploaded 20 Jan 2014
click here to subscribe - http://youtube.com/subscription_cente...
and join us in the INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP!
This is for anyone who may not know me about what I do here on YouTube :D
And here is my Twitter for additional stalking: http://twitter.com/danisnotonfire (thanks)
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Uploaded 9 Dec 2009 to danisnotonfire
Hey guys :] so giffgaff, 'the first people powered mobile network' , has created something called' Tool hire'. Go to http://www.giffgaff.com/tools to hire the cuddle monster and many others. Shoot a video, post it online and get yourself free calls and texts for a year and the chance to win £5,000.
hey everyone :]
I found this place where you can hire gimps ^
so I thought it would make for funny video and I embarked upon an an epic adventure :D
and I didn't get stabbed!!! ..yaaaayy
hope you guys think it's funny :]
but SORRRYYY I didn't upload a vid last week!
this one took a while and I've been super busy and blahblah
It won't happen again.
hope you guys are all doing well x
TRIGGER WARNING: A woman sexually harrasses the man in the costume at 2:02 until 2:10
Uploaded 25 Dec 2009 to danisnotonfire
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Uploaded 19 Feb 2010 to danisnotinteresting
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Uploaded 28 Feb 2010 to danisnotinteresting
this traumatic situation still gives me nightmares today. o___o
(video best appreciated when wearing headphones with loud volume)
snazzy first class toilet though, ladeeda.
Uploaded 30 April 2010 to danisnotinteresting
hey guys :D so remember to please leave a comment saying
Truth: and/or Dare:
followed by your suggestion! ^^
don't say anything silly though x]
this video is my arguement against everyone who keeps saying i have perfect skin.
the editing on this video is kind of crap but lolcba to render for 4 hours thrice
dairy milk whole nut is tasty
i love you all
also the game.
My dailybooth profile: http://dailybooth.com/danisnotonfire
please follow me! :D
Uploaded 17 June 2010 to danisnotinteresting
Me and Phil discuss the first half of our trip to E3 and L.A!
We discuss games, Kinect, and our magical adventures.
*Disclaimer* this video was made for http://xboxe3blog.com (WHICH YOU SHOULD ALL CHECK OUT *COUGH*)
and I was just going to upload it to my DanAtE3 youtube channel, but I thought you'd like to see the video :)
So I'm not a sellout, as this isn't for you it's for them xD but I thought you would want to see ^^
Epic new video on my main channel soon :)
Uploaded 23 June 2010 to danisnotonfire
me and some devious YouTube buddies prank call a stalker who leaves a note outside Phil's hotel room.
genuine fear and hilarity ensues.
Conspirator - Molly: http://youtube.com/mememolly
President of Deceit - Bryony: http://youtube.com/paperlilies
Ace Camera Man - PJ: http://youtube.com/kickthepj
and Phil who just kind of stood there the whole time http://youtube.com/amazingphil
long video is very long
sorry it took a while i've actually been busy o_o
CLASSIC OLDSKOOL STYLE DANISNOTONFIRE VIDEO UP SOON!!
do you have a mother?
Uploaded 18 July 2010 to danisnotonfire
Unlisted as people were still sending things to my now closed PO box.
(unlisted doesn't mean i'm trying to hide the video you spoons anyone with the link can see it)
NOTE: this description was accurate as of 2016; the video is now set to private.
Uploaded 26 July 2010
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Uploaded 1 Aug 2010 to danisnotonfire
oh it hurt. but i get the feeling that phil's face got most of the pain xD
as we've been in Jamaica this week i thought i could make a little vloggy video that you guys would enjoy ^^ (before my danisnotonfire video in a couple days)
(and thankyou to http://xacti-passion.com for taking us to jamaica :D if you go to the site you could win one of the cameras we're using and a holiday!)
Uploaded 23 Aug 2010* to danisnotonfire
It's back! and this time it's not too 'SEXUALLY INNAPROPRIATE' :D yay!
SUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHILSUBCRIBE TO PHIL http://youtube.com/amazingphil
I asked you guys on my second channel to send me Truths and Dares, I picked some of the best ones, and did them on camera :]
except this time I was harrassing Phil, and people trying to shop.
and there will be more of these in the future don't worry! ^-^
(there were a couple things I didn't get the oppertunity to do that I HAVE to do one day)
but I promise my next video will be something more original, and not too far away! haha
hope you guys enjoy it :)
Second channel: http://youtube.com/danisnotinteresting
Uploaded 26 Sept 2010 to danisnotonfire
original title included the r-slur :/
THEY ATTACK YOU, AND HAVE STUPID NAMES.
SUBCRIBE TO PHIL HE IS THE BEST http://youtube.com/amazingphil
sorry it took so long! I have literally been ill for like a month x_x hahaha
but I hope you guys like it :D
new videos will be coming soon!!!! (promise)
Uploaded 3 Nov 2010 to danisnotonfire
Watch as two friends are torn apart by a video game most people could play when they were 6.
Dan turns into an epic rage beast and Phil is very annoying. xD
Check out the Halloween special of Apartment Red with me, Phil and 3sixty5days! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi1YGBhbRL4
And of course me and Phil's awesome GEDDAN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdrPihL6cA4
(and subscribe to Phil for being awesome!! http://youtube.com/amazingphil )
plz let me know if you found this video funny guys!
Also I made censored version of this for people who might be offended by my profanities: notuploadedyet (naughtynaughty)
Uploaded 23 December 2010 to danisnotonfire
The cult phenomenon is back.. me and Phil answer some more of your questions! :D
make sure you're all subscribed to Phil!! http://youtube.com/AmazingPhil :]]
AND HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY :D
I hope this is what you all hoped for!
Note: the only available video that i could find has spanish subtitles.
sorry to those who find that distracting
Uploaded 16 Jan 2011* to danisnotinteresting
I respond to all the awesome letters and pictures you guys have sent to my P.O Box over the last couple months! :D
I apologise for this being so long, usually these will only be like 3 minutes long, but this one is covering like 3 months of mail! xD
If you want to send me anything my address is:
PO Box 3612
THANKS EVERYONE THAT HAS SENT ME STUFF ^___^ you are all super awesome.
also if you sent me something before november 7th, or sent me something shown in this video, click here for the extended version of this video
where i respond to the letters more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7N0kgzMXEI
2011 IS THE RETURN OF MOAR DANISNOTINTERESTING VIDEOS!! :]
Uploaded 18 Jan 2011 to danisnotonfire
England's hunkiest body builder gives you a sneek peak of his new fitness DVD!
and then everybody threw up because it was so bad.
Happy 2011 danosaurs! :D
the amount of malteasers that were consumed in the making of this video will take about 4 years of going to the gym to correct anyway x_x hahaha
Click here to check out DANMAIL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYMU4F-EKck
also I will get better at using my camera!
this video took 8 hours to edit and 4 hours to render o_o APPRECIATE ME.
see you soon guys!! :]
Uploaded 22 Feb 2011 to danisnotonfire
watch as possibly the most hardcore world record of all time gets obliterated in a biblical fight to the death.
YO EVERYONE :]
you can go to http://spotsvsstripes.com to try to break our records!!
(i'm not selling out, i'm showing you because it's interesting)
(but do go there cause it's cooltacular!)
SORRYY this took so long to come together. it was a lot of work so i hope you enjoyed it xD
new danmail coming soon! and other exciting surprises ^__^
this video took 15 hours to edit. APPRECIATE ME
Uploaded 7 June 2011 to danisnotinteresting
iiiitttt's that time of the year again! yay!
ask me your 'would you rather?' questions here: http://formspring.me/DANwouldurather :D :D
any questions that make the answerer look like a freak either one that they choose but you have to choose one would be fabulouso
and please check out 'Stupid Handshakes' if you haven't already!! :] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lONRdFw0UDU
good luck to all people with exams!
and let me know what kind of gamer you are! ^__^
love love love
Uploaded 15 Aug 2011 to danisnotinteresting
ATTENTION: i intentionally colour corrected this video to make me look brown =p i never actually looked THAT bad.
a wonderful story of black white people, dead babies and the most awesome thing you can do with your summer.
also check out my new video 'HOT BOYS on Teen Cribz': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOOjzSv-ZMM
CONTENT WARNING: Dan makes jokes that are racially offensive in this video, such as how he's so dark that he's Mexican or Black, which is why he has set this video to private. These obviously aren't views he truly holds, but just cheap attempts at humor. If you feel I should remove this, feel free to let me know - I only added this as I'm Mexican and don't personally feel as though the jokes made at our expense were made from an actual, literal viewpoint of racism.
Uploaded 15 Sept 2011 to danisnotinteresting
Everybody is srs bsnss. Also I'm a stalker. Also lemon burka.
check out my new danisnotonfire video if you haven't already!!
link here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1SoeM8Bw2o
the salad was nice.
music: unrelenting by kevin macleod - incompetech.com
Uploaded 1 Dec 2011 to danisnotonfire
Epic prank competition time!! :D poor phil. poor, poor phil.
Post a video response to this video :D
If you are in the UK:
post video response then upload your link to the
Mr. Men Sweets Facebook App: http://www.facebook.com/mrmensweets?sk=app_239988622690068
you have one month to upload your videos then the whole of January to vote for your favourite!
One person wins first prize = £500 cash
20 people win runner up prize = £30 iTunes vouchers
woop woop! :D
and everyone also gets entered into my prizedraw to win a DANISNOTONFIRE TSHIRT YEAH!
I'M VERY EXCITED EEEEEE
and thanks to the suffering of: http://youtube.com/amazingphil
music: kevin macleod - incompetech.com
Uploaded 21 Dec 2011 to danisnotinteresting
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE MY POWWAAAHHHHHH
I think we all agree I should be in misfits with my llama powers.
Check out http://youtube.com/ChronicleUK
and http://twitter.com/Chronicle_UK for more info! :D I want to be in a short film.
Perhaps they won't include the llama genocide though?
Uploaded 3 Feb 2012 to danisnotinteresting
this isn't a comedy video.
it's the tragic true story of why making videos has been soul implodingly difficult recently. xD
click here to see the prank winners!! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF1A65P9xSY
and click here to see my newest video on danisnotonfire - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-f8KwiMgBE :D
thanks for being awesomesauce guys. new danisntonfire video after the weekend! :))
Uploaded 6 May 2012 to danisnotonfire
we we we so excited.
(note: i have no idea wtf the context is for the making of this video
but i love it bc it was uploaded on my birthday lmaoooo)
Uploaded 21 June 2012 to danisnotonfire
Fan-fiction, shipping, Cherimon and OJ.. when did it get so popular?! ..and normal
click here to tweet this video - http://clicktotweet.com/og2F4 :D
shout out to all the creepers on the internet - none of us would be here without you.
Starring: http://youtube.com/charlie & http://youtube.com/nerimon
and of course http://youtube.com/amazingphil
in the words of super nanny, the fact this took two weeks is UNASSEPTABLE
(but i think it was worth it to have charlie and alex. don't you?)
Uploaded 8 Dec 2012 to danisnotonfire
In which the worlds greatest and most oh-god-stupid mysteries are answered. By Dan and Alex. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos: http://youtube.com/subscription_cente... :D
And of course you should check out the wonderful Alex's channel if you for some reason don't know who he is: http://youtube.com/ nerimon I wore my best/worst ever tshirt just for this delightful collaboration. I hope you liked it.
At the time of posting this video I wasn't aware people would be taking the answers so seriously when they were just supposed to be jokey responses to the attitude of the question :p I'd link you to the website but it was some obscure blogspot plus I think the person put their email there and I don't want to cause cyber bullying.
See ya next week guys! Look forward to various supernote updates :)
Uploaded 8 Dec 2012 to danisnotonfire
Who really has it harder, Men or Women? IT IS TIME TO FIND OUT.
click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos!
and thank you to the wonderful carrie for decimating the entire male population:
I mean honestly I think we all knew the results before the video even began,
but it's still funny to laugh about painful boobs and awkward teenage boners. OUR LIVES LOL
but do leave opinions or any other examples you may have in the comments!!
but nothing about social issues please. this is -stricly- biological.
if you have a problem take it up with god. see you next week guys! ^^
music from incompetech.com
CONTENT WARNING: This video was made at a time where Dan (and Carrie) weren't educated on topics relating to gender, so all the jokes/comments in this video are made from a viewpoint where they discuss gender as a binary rather than a spectrum. While their intent wasn't to be malicious, this video was still made from a point of ignorance and can still be harmful to some viewers. Watch with caution. (I'll not be removing this, however, as a reupload of the video has been publicly available since 2016.)
Uploaded 11 July 2017 to daniel howell
What would happen if you were honest about who you REALLY are on a dating app?
Click here to subscribe to my channel: http://youtube.com/subscription_cente...
Download the Tinder app: http://go.tinder.com/DanielHowell (this is a paid promotion)
Shout out to all the people that bluntly rejected me, unmatched me after looking at my pics, or never even swiped right ..you probably dodged a bullet.
Music: Jerkface & Jujube - Michael Aranda
This video was deleted because tinder asked him to take it down.
*upload dates are uncertain as they were found outside of the wayback machine
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Uploaded 28 Feb 2014 by Gem Milsom
a video i made with danisnotonfire set in the year 3149
about the way we measure the fourth dimension
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